Friday, 23 September 2011

Story Time...

This post has been submitted by my faithful lap dog, dogsbody. More stories to come after he gets another good beating for being unable to do simple DIY!


Miss Sophie sighed contentedly as she lay relaxing on her new sun-lounger in her back garden. It was a hot sunny day without a cloud to be seen anywhere in the clear blue sky.
It was particularly pleasing to Miss Sophie that the new sun-lounger that dogsbody had bought for her had a parasol attached to it to provide some welcome shade from the unusually hot sun. She was also pleased with the attached cup holder which was currently holding a lovely cold smoothie drink for her to happily take sips from.
She smiled to herself at the thought of how her adoring male subs would love to see her now stretched out in her bikini. She imagined that she would be slapping a few faces if they tried to sneak lustful looks at her in her bikini!
Indeed Miss Sophie had already made dogsbody's ears sting painfully earlier in the morning when she had to slap him around th head for daring to sneak a look at her when he had been supposed to be concentrating on pulling out an old bed of nettles by hand. She giggled to herself as she recalled how dogsbody had moaned because she wouldn't let him borrow her gardening gloves to pull out the nettles!
Miss Sophie adjusted the parasol to keep the hottest part of the sun off her and she enjoyed another sip of her cold strawberry and banana smoothie as she sat up on the sun-lounger and she looked around the back garden at the work that dogsbody had been doing in the hot sun that morning.
The grass had been cut and the bushes trimmed and a pile of weeds now lay rotting on the old compost heap. She laughed as she recalled dogsbody's horrified looking face when she had thrown a slice of bread on the compost heap at 10am and she had told him that the bread was to be his lunch at noon and he wasn't to touch it until then! 
Miss Sophie had enjoyed the lovely buzz of power as she lay on the sun-lounger and watching dogsbody work in the garden. Occasionally she had to ring her little handbell to summon dogsbody to come and kneel next to her so that he could hear her latest order. She found the handbell very useful to summon him over from his gardening duties just to light a cigarette for her! Probably the most amusing moment for her though was when he had to clamber out of a large bush he was trimming at the bottom of the garden and run over to her only to be told to pick up the bookmark that she had just dropped next to her sun-lounger!
The garden games had been hysterical for her when she had become bored with watching dogsbody work in the garden. She had found an old bow and arrow set that her son had used as a child and she had great fun using a felt pen to draw a target on dogsbody's naked bum and then firing the arrows from the bow at his naked arse as he obediently bent over a few metres from her sun-lounger! Of course Miss Sophie made sure to first remove the soft rubber suckers from the arrows though! She had admired her own ingenuity and cleverness at replacing the rubber stickers on the arrows with sharp drawing pins sellotaped to the end of the arrows!
Miss Sophie had almost forgotten about the old croquet garden set that she had bought on a whim some years ago. It was a bonus when she came across the heavy mallet and the steel croquet balls. Alas there was no sign now of the old croquet hoops but Miss Sophie again showed an admirable streak of inventieness by having dogsbody kneel naked with his legs apart and his kneeling spread thighs created an ideal 'hoop' to hit the heavy croquet balls through. Unfortunately for dogsbody his own hanging down balls were sometimes hit by the heavy croquet balls but of course that was just an added moment of great amusement for Miss Sophie.
She laughed to herself when she recalled dogsbody in the hot sun pushing an old concrete roller that she had over an old bumpy patch of garden to try to flatten the bump. Her amusement was caused by remembering the look on his face when she had mentioned to him that next time instead of pushing the roller, she would have him pull it by a rope attached to his balls!
Recalling the morning had brought a smile to Miss Sophie's beautiful face as she sat now on the sun-lounger under the parasol sipping her smoothie. Suddenly though her lovely smile slipped away as she looked further down the garden at a patch of worn lawn on which she had instructed dogsbody to spread some new grass seed.
After the grass seed had been put down, Miss Sophie had the idea of erecting some sort of scarecrow to keep the birds from eating the grass seed. She had been delighted with her creation! The scarecrow was in an old heavy coat with thick old jeans attached to it. The jeans ended in a pair of equally old wellingtons which had been stuffed with straw. An old woollen hat on the scarecrow's head was also stuffed with straw as she had great fun making the scarecrow look like it had long hair with the liberal use of loads of straw. Funniest of all she thought was the old Halloween pig mask that was on the scarecrow's face!
Miss Sophie had been delighted with her creation of a scarecrow and it seemed to be doing it's job as no bird had landed anywhere near the grass seed. However what had now made her lovely smile slip from her beautiful face was that after two hours in the hot sunshine, she noticed that the scarecrow was no longer in it's upright position but was now leaning pathetically to one side.
Sighing with annoyance Miss Sophie put down her smoothie and standing up from the sun-lounger she walked down the garden to the scarecrow. Immediately the heat of the afternoon sun hit her as she left the lovely shade of her parasol.
Miss Sophie stood in front of the leaning scarecrow with her hands on her hips and suddenly she snapped out "Stand up straight dogsbody you stupid piece of shit! Can't you even stand up straight for a few hours?! You're a pathetic scarecrow!"
From under the large pile of straw held on his hot head by a woollen hat and from behind the pig mask came the tired hot gasping voice of dogsbody "Very sorry Miss, please forgive me Miss" and Miss Sophie's human scarecrow struggled back up into an upright standing position and dogsbody respectfully lowered his eyes and tried not to look at Miss Sophie in her bikini as she walked back to the welcome shade of the parasol on her sun-lounger!
(Hope it amused you Miss?!  -  yours respectfully dogsbody) 

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